My sister taught me that the key to getting over someone is actually a lot simpler than most sappy movies and sitcom plots would lead you to believe
You just picture them taking an absolutely life-ruining shit
Boom you’re back in business
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neediest sassiest creatures you will ever meet
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loafers
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2760 Notes // Posted 3 hours ago // ReblogI am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
i am canadian i whisper as i chug maple syrup and also spell words with u’s
I am AMERICAN I shout as I freedom
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