just west of weird

only the middle toe of my left foot is asleep

i forgot that there was a cover of the living years and that was one of my grandpas favorite songs i give up

dear work

why in the fuck would you schedule me for a day off that i’ve had requested for at least two weeks???????

i am not missing this fucking baby shower 

and if you do this with my vacation too

i am finding a new job

you know your emotions are compromised when you cry during a rerun of glee on netflix

ANONYMOUSLY MAKE ME BLUSH

(Source: sollycoons, via the-pun-isher)

burghers:

Not Safe For Wimps

(via zackisontumblr)

i haven’t talked to my dad in over a week

i am making progress

i am a winner

go me