kendra-p:

"I’m going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room." 

(via rigaudon)

"

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

"

Lux ATL (via stripperina)

No I fucking LOVE this.

(via beachbunnyescort)

(via stephasauruswrecks)

(Source: memewhore, via zackisontumblr)

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

(via rosswoodpark)

no-more-ramen:

yumspiration:

So! In the search for breakfast this morning I decided to try out a recipe I was quite certain I had reblogged a while back for *quiche in a mug*. I was pretty pumped to do it and was very pleased with my result!

I expected it to expand more so the mug I used was fairly large but this recipe would work in one half this size, and honestly it’d probably be better because with how wide this one was, I had to double the time cooked to three minutes to get the center cooked all the way. I used a grainy english muffin rather than a bagel, added two slices of salami, about a tablespoon of shredded cheese, and three fresh baby spinach leaves. A dash of salt, garlic powder, and oregano for my herbs, and MAN OH MAN IS IT GOOD.

At the halfway point of cooking when I brought it out and realized it needed more time it smelled amazing and I knew it was gonna be good. I would absolutely recommend this recipe for a quick and satisfying breakfast :]

PS look how cute this new mug is with the little coffee themed strong man GAH I LOVE IT

yum!!!

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

(Source: jake--from--statefarm, via pastry-archy)

(Source: bexw, via chuweirdo)

missachickapea:

jackfrostciicle:

lodubimvloyaar:

Children Read To Shelter Cats To Soothe Them

(Photos by Animal Rescue League Of Berks County. You can follow them on Facebook.)

Also good for the kids. They encourage having slow readers read to the family pets. A dog will listen to a kid read a whole book one damn sssyl-la——-ble at a time, and it will never get frustrated, or correct their pronunciation, or start playing Angry Bird because it can’t stand listening to the slowness any more. The dog will look at the kid approvingly, because, human. Human is talking. Human is interacting.

So this is a great win-win.

i am a 26 year old man and this almost made me cry

IS THAT HEAVEN?

(Source: dakotaangel, via heyybrianna)

chicken-fingers:

this movie was way too heavy for its intended age group

(Source: sometimes-alice, via misha-maiakovsky)

"Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"

little-sound:

edrecoveryprobs:

image

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

(via rosswoodpark)

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via mcwill)