meme-meme:

How to be hilarious. Step one: find a baby doll and disassemble it. Step two: Be this guy.

collegehumor:

Butt Plug Tattoo

Here’s something I’ll want on my body forever.

(Source: gifmovie, via anyplacebuthere)

dopesickles:

neptunes-daughterr:

so I found this on google…he looks so focused lolol (:

BRB LAUGHING FOREVER AND EVER

AND

EVER

pattymayonegg:

skarvika:

jackassnicholson:

how can this be real

no way

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i have no words.

(Source: kristenwiiggle, via tootsien00dles)

(via nizelol)

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY. I DID NOT WANT THIS. I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS. I WAS VERY OBVIOUSLY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY TEXTING YOU SO WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU THINK THAT IT IS OKAY TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR PENIS AND SEND IT TO ME LIKE THAT IS NOT A THING THAT NICE DECENT PEOPLE DO OKAY I WAS NOT PREPARED TO SEE THAT NOW IT IS FOUR IN THE MORNING AND I AM THOROUGHLY GROSSED OUT AND JUST THE FUCK DUDE.

  • Ethan: Oh? You liek mah butt? :3
  • Me: Yes you have a wonderful ghetto booty mhmm.
  • Ethan: Well don't you wish you could just tap that
  • Me: Well buttsex is gross so no.