
How to be hilarious. Step one: find a baby doll and disassemble it. Step two: Be this guy.

Here’s something I’ll want on my body forever.



so I found this on google…he looks so focused lolol (:
BRB LAUGHING FOREVER AND EVER
AND
EVER

dsjgakhdsgkjsgjkghkfshhow can this be real
no way
i have no words.
(Source: kristenwiiggle, via scotland-disick)
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY. I DID NOT WANT THIS. I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS. I WAS VERY OBVIOUSLY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY TEXTING YOU SO WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU THINK THAT IT IS OKAY TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR PENIS AND SEND IT TO ME LIKE THAT IS NOT A THING THAT NICE DECENT PEOPLE DO OKAY I WAS NOT PREPARED TO SEE THAT NOW IT IS FOUR IN THE MORNING AND I AM THOROUGHLY GROSSED OUT AND JUST THE FUCK DUDE.