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The books that will move you, inspire you, make you cry, make you think, make you laugh. Are there any books that you would add?

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toothpastecomics:

American vs. British vs. Ultra English.

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fuckyeahtattoos:

Work in Progress of the tightrope walker in Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion 

Done by Jessica Ann White (JAW Tattoos) at Reclamare Gallery in Sacramento, Ca

the true spirit of christmas is linking your best friend to things you want for christmas because you both really just don’t like surprises

lorimort replied to your post: if I say L your answer had better be Lori

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wow i love you i take it back you’re my favorite

lorimort asked:
if I say L your answer had better be Lori

i actually looked up things that begin with the letter L so i didn’t have to say lori and you know what i decided

leprosy

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pookiethefrickinbunn:

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Nice legs, daisy dukes, makes a man go

I’ve never really been able to say that I “Lost it” When I see or hear things…but….this just made me about choke on my gum.

HELP ME

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lorimort replied to your photo: guys guess what I got today

FHDJNSKMLOFJIGHUDMKFJGIHDFKMFJIGDKFIJDK I DEMAND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF PICTURES OMFG IM JUST HJNFHGBDJNSM

OH MY GOD YOU WILL TRUST ME.

but really here’s how this worked out i s2g

i went into the pet store because my week has been less than fab so i thought “i will pet some cute rodents that will help” and i walk in and i see this cage on the ground that says:

free to good home, cage included

so i cleared it with my parents, purchased some necessities, and BOOM here we are.

lorimort replied to your post: lorimort replied to your post: i would give my…

whoa hey there I want that nipple expedited to me in a golden box and then I will book your ticket. also why is the movie not showing in ohio?

oh i don’t even know if it is i just want to see it like right this very second and i have no money to do that so

lorimort replied to your post: i would give my left nipple to see perks of being…

omg it was sew good gimme ur nipple and I will fly you down here to see it

its urs now wheres my plane ticket

lorimort replied to your post: ethanismusic replied to your post: lorimort…

OKAY BUT WERENT YOU AT ONE POINT APPLYING FOR A JOB AT FAMILY DOLLAR? ITS BC WE HAVENT TALKED IN SO LONG ITS NOT MY FAULT.

YEAH LIKE IN JUNE WHEN I LIVED IN FLORIDA

lorimort replied to your post: stilinskayy replied to your post: stilinskayy…

justine the fact that you work at family dollar is actually like a blessing on my life because I laugh so hard at your work posts like I know there is no way you could make this shit up

i don’t work at family dollar u cray