the true spirit of christmas is linking your best friend to things you want for christmas because you both really just don’t like surprises
wow i love you i take it back you’re my favorite
i actually looked up things that begin with the letter L so i didn’t have to say lori and you know what i decided
FHDJNSKMLOFJIGHUDMKFJGIHDFKMFJIGDKFIJDK I DEMAND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF PICTURES OMFG IM JUST HJNFHGBDJNSM
OH MY GOD YOU WILL TRUST ME.
but really here’s how this worked out i s2g
i went into the pet store because my week has been less than fab so i thought “i will pet some cute rodents that will help” and i walk in and i see this cage on the ground that says:
free to good home, cage included
so i cleared it with my parents, purchased some necessities, and BOOM here we are.
whoa hey there I want that nipple expedited to me in a golden box and then I will book your ticket. also why is the movie not showing in ohio?
oh i don’t even know if it is i just want to see it like right this very second and i have no money to do that so
lorimort replied to your post: i would give my left nipple to see perks of being…
omg it was sew good gimme ur nipple and I will fly you down here to see it
its urs now wheres my plane ticket
OKAY BUT WERENT YOU AT ONE POINT APPLYING FOR A JOB AT FAMILY DOLLAR? ITS BC WE HAVENT TALKED IN SO LONG ITS NOT MY FAULT.
YEAH LIKE IN JUNE WHEN I LIVED IN FLORIDA
justine the fact that you work at family dollar is actually like a blessing on my life because I laugh so hard at your work posts like I know there is no way you could make this shit up
i don’t work at family dollar u cray